Mikey Boom

Urban Survival Tip #85

• Beware of the Queens

The urban jungle of NYC is full of people. Women, men, children, women who are men, men who are children. It can all get very confusing at times. Transvestites specifically are a tricky business. They might look better in makeup and high heels than any woman you have ever seen but buyer beware, that’s not a banana in their mini shirt they are just very happy to see you. If confronted by a trans-gendered friend play it like the Fonz…coooool and as soon as they turn they heavily mascaraed eyes away from you, rush like fat girl in a cupcake eating contest. If left unchecked Transvestites can cause irreparable damage to you manhood than therefore all confrontations should be avoided at all cost. I would also like to add that most trannies are just plain weird and take pleasure in creating uncomfortably awkward moments.