Mikey Boom

10.  Your sister wears a white shirt with a black bra underneath to church.

9.  Your dog eats rice and beans.

8.  The horn on your uncle’s van plays La Cucaracha when pressed

7.  When guests come to your parties they can have any beer they want…as long as it’s a Corona.

6.  Your girlfriend has been in more fights than you.

5.  You had a mustache in 5^th grade not matter what gender you are.

4.  Gonzales y Gonzales is not a Mexican Restaurant to you but rather your family’s attorney.

3.  Your mother wears lip liner but no lipstick.

2. If you squat down and give the peace sign everytime someone wants to take a group picture.

1.  Your grandma can cure any aliment with Vick Vapor Rub (or vicsvaporu)