Mikey Boom

Here is my list of people who have not benefited from being in a group. In fact, these are peeps who got the ’short end of the stick’ from being part of a team. I almost feel sorry for them. No. Not really.

10. That dude Lance from Nsync

“Hey guys, remember when we were all in a band together and we danced together and would sing in high pitched falsetto voices and pretty much act like we were gay…Well, I wasn’t acting.

9. The little guy from Captain Planet

“Let me get this straight, you get Fire and I get……..Heart?”

8. A-Rod

When you’re hitting 2 homers per game they love you but don’t strike out, ever. And never dare strike out in New York or you’ll find a cinder block through the windshield of your $350K Mercedes.

7. Robin from Batman

Robin: “Hey Dark Knight, can I drive the Batmobile?

Batman: “Hahaha. No. For shit’s sake it’s called the BATmobile not the Robinmobile”

6. Screech

Apparently Lisa Turtle has never heard of the dirty sanchez. I dunno maybe some girls like that.

COME BACK SOON FOR #5-1