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5. The Little Kid from Captain Planet again…I mean seriously…Heart!!! Seriously!

4. Jan Brady

“Marcia, Marcia, Marcia That bitch.

3. John Hancock

Ever known as “The douche who wrote his name so big”

2. Lil Jon.

“Lil Jon in this song we’re going to need you to say ‘Yea!’ and ‘OK!’ a lot. Perhaps you have more skills than that but don’t really know or care.

1. Paul from the Wonder Years

The quintessential geek of geeks never got a break from Arnold and his frivolous ways.

Here is my list of people who have not benefited from being in a group. In fact, these are peeps who got the ’short end of the stick’ from being part of a team. I almost feel sorry for them. No. Not really.

10. That dude Lance from Nsync

“Hey guys, remember when we were all in a band together and we danced together and would sing in high pitched falsetto voices and pretty much act like we were gay…Well, I wasn’t acting.

9. The little guy from Captain Planet

“Let me get this straight, you get Fire and I get……..Heart?”

8. A-Rod

When you’re hitting 2 homers per game they love you but don’t strike out, ever. And never dare strike out in New York or you’ll find a cinder block through the windshield of your $350K Mercedes.

7. Robin from Batman

Robin: “Hey Dark Knight, can I drive the Batmobile?

Batman: “Hahaha. No. For shit’s sake it’s called the BATmobile not the Robinmobile”

6. Screech

Apparently Lisa Turtle has never heard of the dirty sanchez. I dunno maybe some girls like that.

COME BACK SOON FOR #5-1

10.  Your sister wears a white shirt with a black bra underneath to church.

9.  Your dog eats rice and beans.

8.  The horn on your uncle’s van plays La Cucaracha when pressed

7.  When guests come to your parties they can have any beer they want…as long as it’s a Corona.

6.  Your girlfriend has been in more fights than you.

5.  You had a mustache in 5^th grade not matter what gender you are.

4.  Gonzales y Gonzales is not a Mexican Restaurant to you but rather your family’s attorney.

3.  Your mother wears lip liner but no lipstick.

2. If you squat down and give the peace sign everytime someone wants to take a group picture.

1.  Your grandma can cure any aliment with Vick Vapor Rub (or vicsvaporu)

5. Spiderman - “The Super Kiss”

4. Jerry McGuire - “The ‘oh yes’ Kiss”

3. Lady and The Tramp - The “cute” kiss

2. Wild Things - The typical ‘guys’ kiss

1.  Titanic - The typical ‘girl’ kiss

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 

5. “Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these muthaf*ckin’ snakes on this muthaf*ckin’ plane!” (Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane)

4. “There’s a really big gap between getting your ass kicked, and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery, and then strike your throat before you know that you’re even in the fight. But I wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower”. (Vince Vaughn, The Break-Up)

3. “You will be different, sometimes you’ll feel like an outcast, but you’ll never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son.” (Brandon Routh, Superman Returns)

2. “When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?” (Jack Nicholson, The Departed)

1. Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice! (Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat)

10. “I’ve sent in my application to the Real World. So I’m hoping to hear back from that. I’m putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I’m also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like… like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, “hey, what’s up guys? Want some crack?” I’m just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.” (Will Ferrell, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

9. “Alright, I’m gonna give you a little feedback since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don’t kill yourself on your TV dinner! And yet you’ve managed to turn this near death f*ckup of yours into a moral referendum on me!.” (Robert Downy Jr., A Scanner Darkly)

8. “It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much can you take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!” (Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa)

7. “If my muscles hurt, it just means I’ve used them. If it hurts to walk up the stairs, it’s just cause I’ve done it a hundred times to lay down next to a man who loved me. My face may have wrinkles, but I have laid under hundreds of skies on sunny days. I look like this, well, because I drank and I smoked and I lived and I loved and I screwed my way through a pretty damn good life. Getting old isn’t bad. It’s earned.” (Bonnie Bramlett, The Guardian)

6. “Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you’re not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, “At least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.” Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your c*ck must work. (Alec Baldwin, The Departed)

Check back later this week for #s 5 through 1

5.

Jennifer Lopez

Curves and attitude. A wonderful Puerto Rican specimen. Who wouldn’t love to get their hands on her ass…ests

4. 

Jennifer Aniston

If I was Brad I wouldn’t have dumped her for Jolie.  Ok, thats a lie but Aniston is still a total babe.  If she was a president she’d be Baberham Lincoln.

3.

Jenna Jameson

Undeniable hottie. I guess that is why she does what she does and makes millions and millions of dollars for it.  Good for her.

2.

Jessica Simpson

Smokin hot and super sexy. Best thing of all, she’s currently single and taking applications.

1.

Jessica Alba

This 25 year old Mexican hottie practically lives in a bathing suit.  Jessica, I and the other men of the world wanted to say, “Thank you, Thank you”.

Here’s my list of the hottest female celebrities whose name starts with the letter “J”.

10.

James King

Great Lips, great body, she’s not a king..shes a beauty queen.

9.

Jamie Pressley

There’s just something about this her, can’t tell what it is but I want to find out. It makes her smokin hot!

8.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

That innocent girl next door look is just a rouse and all men know it and want her for it.
7.

Jessica Biel

An angel from Heaven. It’s nice to see a girl with curves in all the right places.

6.

Jolene Blalock

Commander T’Pol from the “Enterprise”. Holy smokes! Houston we have a problem!

Stay Tuned to see the smokin hot girls who made it to the top 5 

Numbers 5 thru 1

5. Worlds most expensive house. The 12-bedroom mansion located at the prestigious Kensington Palace Gardens has garage space for 20 cars. Located on Billionaires’ Row in central London. Price Range: $128,250,000 USD

4. The most expensive TV set in the world. The opulent “Yalos Diamond” TV set is studded with 160 real diamonds worth 20 carats. Who needs a 108 screen when you have more than that many actual diamonds in the TV! Price range: $130,000.

3. Annaliesse. The worlds most expensive luxury Yacht. 280 foot Teak-Decked personal Yacht with room for 36 guests in 18 luxury cabinets. 1,184-square-foot main stateroom with panoramic views, private deck, his-and-hers walk-in closets, and marble bath with elevated Jacuzzi. There are several bars throughout, a sun-deck with Jacuzzi and helipad. Powered by 2750hp Caterpillar diesels that provide a top speed of 18 knots, and a range of 7,000 nautical miles at 14 knots. Price range: $103,000,000.

2. Isla de sa Ferradura, 14 acre heaven off the coast of Ibiza, Spain. Nothing is cooler that owning your own private island. This private paradise pictured us the most expensive of its class in the world. Unless you win the lottery you probably won’t own one of these in your life time. Price range: unknown

update*

New friend and Mikeyboom.com reader, recently informed me that the Fiji Island of “Vatu Vara” is now considered the most expensive in the world and is very possibly the most beutiful island in the world. Price Range: Unknown.  Here is what Vatu Vara island looks like. Thanks for the update!

1. FogScreen has been said to be the innovation of the decade in audiovisual technology. FogScreen is a new invention which makes objects seem to appear and move in thin air. It is a screen you can walk through! The FogScreen is created by using a suspended fog generating device; there is no frame around the screen. Price Range: $151,000.

10. The World’s Largest and most expensive diamond. The diamond is certified as 100-carat, D-color and flawless. Price range: $26,600,000 USD

9. One of the Rarest comics in history. First Comic Book to show Superman. Named the world’s most expensive comic. Price range: $500,000 USD

8. Rare Pablo Picasso masterpiece painted in 1905 when he was just 24 years old. Recently sold in a New York auction. This is the most expensive piece of artwork ever sold anywhere in the world. Price Range: $104,000,000 USD

7. World’s Most expensive bra and panties. Red Hot Fantasy by Victoria Secret is made of red satin and 1,300 exotic gemstones including rubies and high carat diamonds. Price range: $15,000,000 USD

6. World’s fastest , most powerful, most expensive, production automobile. Top speed of
over 253 mph. Only 300 cars will be hand made at a rate of 50 a year. The Bugatti Veyron. Price Range: $1,500,000 USD

(STAY TUNED FOR NUMBERS 5 THRU 1)